January 2011
38 posts
I am genuinely thrilled that my tax dollars are... →
when i think about you, i hate myself
one of my new years resolutions was to stop being such a jealous and bitter person. today i’ve single-handedly reversed my weeks of progress. in my defense, tuesday is by far the hardest day of the week.
“Yeah, I’m a little nervous about that. A guy rolled up in his car today and was...”
– former Spotted Pig chef, Nate Smith, on taking over the spot where Tavern on Dean used to be. every time i say ‘there goes the neighborhood’ it seems to go a little further
“The Latin Kings teach Latino pride and all members are encouraged to live in...”
– the Latin Kings are so much more dynamic than i ever suspected! i thought they mostly did decapitations and stuff with fire.
all i'm sayin is, she better not show up to my...
I love it when two people are emailing back and forth about some tiny problem, each one talking to the other as if she were dumb one. Not to lose my cool but I ONLY POINTED OUT A DUMB THING BECAUSE YOU MADE A DUMB MISTAKE. YOUR FAULT, CO-WORKER. YOUR. FAULT.
Warby Parker glasses in NYT...does anyone know why... →
“Psychos…they always love comics.”
– Det. Eliot Stabler
girls they girls they love us
a fireman just came to the apartment and these are things we did:
opened the door and said “oh…hello. please come in?”
offered him coffee
nodded too emphatically when he explained it was a false alarm (our neighbors assumed there was a fire at our house)
all came out into the hall and waved goodbye to him like he was going off to war
have you ever felt your pulse in your neck? gross...
note to self: you hate working for other people....
just used an icy hot patch for the first time and...
“A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society...”
– George Carlin (via owlsandelephants)
Libraries welcome homeless to 'community living... →
“Speaking as a former cheerleader and ex-bad girl in a health film, I can tell...”
– Blanche Devereaux, the original Jenna Maroney.